”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

CraftyRumorsMC

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the players are actually secret agents for the CIA? That’s right, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and infiltrating enemy bases the next. Join now for a chance to uncover government secrets while building epic structures in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with rare loot and top-secret documents. Don’t miss out on the most thrilling Minecraft experience of your life!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.

we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.

plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.

BombDropperCraft

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OMG u guyz gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of bombs and drones! u betta watch out for dem sneaky players tryna blow up ur epic builds like Russia droppin over 800 bombs on Ukraine in one week! but don’t worry, we got ur back wit 300 drones ready to protect u and ur precious diamonds! Join now and let the madness begin! #blockwarfare #minecraftmayhem #creepercarnage

SpaceCrafters UFO Zone

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LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have aliens running around everywhere! We have UFOs flying overhead and aliens abducting players for fun! It’s a wacky world where you never know what extraterrestrial adventure awaits you next. Join now and become part of the alien invasion craze! Who needs to build houses when you can build spaceships to escape the alien takeover? Don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join our server now!

What is the IP for Knarfy Minecraft Server?

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Knarfy is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a keen attention to detail and a passion for pushing boundaries, Knarfy has garnered a dedicated following for his innovative soundscapes and captivating live performances. He continues to evolve as an artist, constantly experimenting with new sounds and techniques to create music that is both captivating and thought-provoking.

Which Minecraft servers are like AbsolutGG ?

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Nether Depths: This server offers a similar immersive experience with features like a custom economy system, quests, and unique dungeons to explore. Players can also enjoy community events and PvP battles to keep the gameplay exciting.
CraftyMinds: With a focus on creativity and building, CraftyMinds provides a similar experience to AbsolutGG for players who enjoy constructing impressive structures and exploring new worlds. The server offers custom plugins and events to keep players engaged.
Celestial Realms: This server combines elements of survival and RPG gameplay, offering players a unique and immersive experience. With features like custom mobs, quests, and a diverse trading system, Celestial Realms is perfect for those looking for a server similar to AbsolutGG .
MysticCraft: If you’re a fan of Slimefun and custom plugins, MysticCraft is the perfect server for you. With a focus on enhancing the vanilla Minecraft experience, players can enjoy new crafting recipes, custom items, and unique gameplay mechanics that set this server apart.
Rainbow Realms: For players who enjoy a mix of survival, PvP, and roleplaying elements, Rainbow Realms provides a diverse and engaging experience. With a variety of custom features and events, this server offers a similar immersive experience to AbsolutGG while adding its own unique twist.

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Killrace Junior High School

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Minecraft Kill race w/ leaderboard, resets monthly.

PvP based, similar to lifesteal, endfights, weekly events. A very fun server with no BS plugins.

104.238.220.130:27611

Torrent Network: Lifesteal, No Regrets SMP, Creative, SkyFactions – Coming Eventually

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Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions	Java & Bedrock 1.17-Latest

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen that launched June 1st, 2024.

Features:

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Survival:

The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
Quests with custom storylines and lore
Fully integrated economy system
Welcoming community
Custom armor and tools
Anti-grief

SkyFactions (Launches October):

Skyblock; with some twists
The ability to raid other islands!
Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

More quests with an expansion of the storyline
Epic PvP
Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
Crates
Movecraft
King of the Hill
Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
Ranks, both free and paid
Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
Griefing and stealing allowed!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions from version 1.17 onwards.
Is griefing allowed on the Lifesteal server?	Yes, griefing and stealing are allowed on the Lifesteal server for added gameplay dynamics.
When will the SkyFactions server be launched?	The SkyFactions server is scheduled to launch in October.
Are there any custom items available on the servers?	Yes, there are epic custom items and gear available on all servers to enhance gameplay.

Cunt Sportstars Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where sportstars in your country are the main attraction! Watch as Cristiano Ronaldo builds a mansion made entirely of diamonds while LeBron James battles creepers with his bare hands. And don’t even get us started on Usain Bolt’s lightning-fast mining skills! Join now for a chance to team up with your favorite athletes and conquer the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of bag holding!

Embark on epic quests to find hidden heritage, participate in extracurricular activities with Trinity, and face the fury of Set in Limit Break Assault. But beware, the ShiroKuro indoors assault will test your sanity with yellow damage!

Join us for the Joint Firing Drill where shooting skills are put to the test, and don’t miss out on the Grand Assault against Perorodzilla with purple torment. Plus, enjoy double commissions and normals for extra loot!

But wait, there’s more! In our New Year’s Aperitif event, you can party with Akari, Haruna, Fuuka, and Junko. Take on the Grand Assault against Binah in an urban setting with special armor torment.

With 2x lessons, scrimmage, hards, and commissions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!