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”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4156	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6594	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Void Gems Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	565
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4071
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	113
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	223
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5572
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!