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NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Backpack, basics, Beginner, Computer, cybersecurity, Digital, Files, Homeless, IRS, jockey, learning, Minecraft, NEWB, Nomad, Non-Existent, NoobTechPro, privacy, Schizo, smp, starting out, Tech, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Towns Built:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MomListenOrLeaveMC

Boundaries, child’s care, child’s health, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family stress, family visitation, Healing Process, hospital rules, hospital visit, mean messages, MomListenOrLeaveMC, parenting decisions, peaceful environment, personal attacks, respecting boundaries, transplant recovery

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	589619	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9236	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama while trying to focus on healing your child in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape from real-life stress!

Join our server and leave all the hospital drama behind. Build a peaceful sanctuary for your child, where no one can tell you how to care for them. Let your child rest and heal in a stress-free environment, away from interfering grandmas.

We promise a drama-free zone where you can make all the decisions for your virtual child without any interference. Build the ultimate healing space and show off your parenting skills in Minecraft!

So, why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Your child deserves a peaceful healing environment, and we’ve got just the place for you!

31YearOldDating20YearOldMinecraftSMP

20 year old, 31 year old, 31YearOldDating20YearOldMinecraftSMP, age gap, consent, DATING, generational differences, judgement, Legal, long term implications, love, Maturity, Opinions, personal choice, relationships, romance, social norms, societal expectations, society, stigma, Unconventional

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is a hot mess of scandalous relationships! Join us for a chance to witness a 31-year-old player dating a 20-year-old player, causing chaos and confusion among the other players. Will they make it work or will their 11-year age gap tear them apart? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server! So come join us for a chance to experience the craziest love triangles and drama-filled romances in Minecraft history!

13YearOldMeSaysLOL

13YearOldMeSaysLOL, advice, advice from the past, growing up, hindsight, Inner child, life lessons, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past self, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, teenage years, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Remember when you were 13 and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? Now you can relive those glory days on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Dance your way to victory as you battle this funky foe in the ultimate showdown. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with candy and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner 13 year old self run wild in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, your younger self would be so proud.

HouseArrestMC Server

Arrest warrant, court case, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal charges filed, criminal defense, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, criminal trial, House Arrest, HouseArrestMC, justice system, law enforcement, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble emergence, legal troubles, new charges, Server, Tate

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Crops Grown:	3257	Runes Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

KremlinCraft: KurskShelters

border, concrete shelters, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, defense installations, defense preparedness, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion intensifies, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, KurskShelters, Military, military strategy, political turmoil, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Votes:	9478	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build concrete shelters like russia in kursk! protect yourself from ukrainian incursions while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now for the ultimate survival experience and maybe you’ll even find putin hiding in one of our shelters! it’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some intense gaming!

BlazeCraft: Reversing Brain Aging with THC

aging, aging reversal, BlazeCraft, Brain, brain aging, brain health, brain rejuvenation, cannabinoid, Cannabis, cannabis compound, cognitive decline, cognitive function, long-term administration, low-dose, medical marijuana, Mice, Molecular Pathways, Neurodegeneration, neurology, Rejuvenate, research, Reversing, study, Thc

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like a young mouse again? well, this server is the place for u! we got that good good cannabis compound that will make ur brain feel like it’s back in its prime. forget about aging, forget about responsibilities, just come on in and let the THC do its magic. ur brain will be rejuvenated, ur cognitive function will be on point, and u’ll be building epic structures in no time. join us now and experience the ultimate brain boost like never before!

DemocracyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, America First, DemocracyCraft, Donald J Trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, president trump, President Trump Office, Server, TeamTrump, Trump administration, Trump Legacy, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, Trump X Space, Trump2024, TrumpWarRoom, Ultimate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s rallies? Look no further, because our server is HUUUGE! Join us and build the greatest virtual wall Minecraft has ever seen, and make Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that President Trump himself will be making a special appearance in the game to deliver a press conference on how to mine for diamonds like a boss. Plus, you might even get to team up with Elon Musk for some intergalactic adventures in the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because we believe in winning, in making Minecraft great again, and in building the best virtual economy Asheville, NC has ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly historic, like a Minecraft server run by the one and only President Donald J. Trump! #BuildThatWall #MineForDiamonds #MAGA2024

Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Adventures

Adventures, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, smp, vshojo, VShojo Lollipop Edition, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9706	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.

Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. From Froot who will prank you with exploding fruit to GEEGA who will challenge you to a dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Haruka is known for her epic roller coaster builds that will make you scream with delight, while Hime’s castle is filled with secret passages and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.

But watch out for Kson, who is always plotting some crazy scheme to take over the server, and Kuro, who will challenge you to a duel with his trusty diamond sword.

So come join us on the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to you in awe. See you in the game!

RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, Caring, cleaning expectations, Communication, DISHES, egoistic, ex boyfriend, Expectations, ikea showroom, income, Laundry, living together, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, money lending, RoomieCraft, roommate dynamics, roommates, self-care, Server, therapist advice

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Villages Defended:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in a real-life drama filled with passive-aggressive roommates and unrealistic expectations? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your roommate troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you to clean up after yourself. No more arguments over who didn’t do the dishes or who left their laundry in the dryer for too long. It’s a paradise where you can focus on your own happiness and creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a realm where pigs fly and cows dance!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate drama forever. Trust me, your therapist would approve 😉

SisterSass-FreeWedding

artist, decision, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Fiance, finance, hurtful, illustrator, Job, judgmental, love, Marriage, Negativity, overreacting, Rude, sister, SisterSassFreeWedding, special day, Support, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	192
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!

And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.

So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?