Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!
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NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP
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CraftyLabourLandslide
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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire and rule over all the noobs who dare to cross ur path. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows instead of blowing u up.rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will automatically become a pro minecraft player and be able to mine diamonds with ur eyes closed. plus, u might even find a secret portal dat leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the epic adventure dat awaits u on dis server. who knows, maybe u will be da one to discover the legendary golden pickaxe dat grants u unlimited power and makes u the ruler of all minecraft realms.
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DadOfWeirdosCraft
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yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt SeRvEr cAuSe LiKe, wIlL sMiTh mAdE tHe GrEaTeSt DaD lOvInG hIs KiD sOnG tHeN rAiSeD 2 wEiRdOs. LiKe, hOw cOoL iS tHaT? yOu CaN bUiLd a HoUsE wItH wIlL sMiTh aNd hAvE dAnCe PaRtIeS wItH hIs wEiRdO kIdS. ItS lIkE aN ePiSoDe Of FrEsH pRiNcE oF bEl-AiR bUt In MiNeCrAfT fOrMaT. cOmE jOiN uS aNd bEcOmE pArT oF tHiS cRaZy fAmIlY aDvEnTuRe!
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TechCraftSMP: Where vanilla starts playing hard to get
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TechCraft SMP Server Overview
Server Type Fabric 1.21 Java Server Host Location UK Player Age Requirement 17+ Rules Don’t cheat, don’t steal, don’t grief, mutual PvP, be respectful Server Age 1 month old World Border 40k x 40k, unexplored past 20k Website https://www.techcraftserver.uk/ World Map http://map.techcraftserver.uk:21250/ FAQ
Q: What kind of mods/datapacks are used on the server?
Datapacks:
- Armor Statues
- Mini Blocks
- More Mob Heads
- Player Head Drops
- Silence Mobs
- Wandering Trades
- Double Shulker Shells
- Fast Leaf Decay
- Unlock All Recipes
- Anti Enderman Grief
- Durability Ping
- Track Statistics
Quality of Life Mods:
- Fsit
- Jade
- JEI
- Clumps
- Mob Explosions
- Slime
- Ledger
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/nnJvCqE5mW to get started!
We look forward to having you on the TechCraft server!
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DustyCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Here are some outrageous reasons to join:1. Our server is so awesome, Notch himself logged on to check it out and ended up joining our faction. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. 3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage after being defeated. 4. The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our players from griefers and hackers. 5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a duel.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic gaming experience of your life!
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ElectricityCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our electrifying Minecraft server! Don’t worry, the buzzing electricity is just part of the fun. We’ve got hot tubs that will literally shock you with excitement – just ask the guy who got electrocuted last week! But hey, he respawned and kept playing, so you know it’s worth it. Join us for a shocking good time and see if you can survive the electrifying adventures that await. Just remember to bring your rubber boots and a sense of humor!
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CraftyUS
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American dream! We have more redstone contraptions than the entire US military, more diamonds than the Hope Diamond, and more pigs than a Texas BBQ competition.Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave apple pie. Want to build a Statue of Liberty made entirely out of emerald blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a minecart through a rollercoaster shaped like the Grand Canyon? It’s all possible on our server.
So come on down and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky. Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just freedom ringing, right?
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WestBankLandGrab Minecraft Server
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so like, this server is like the biggest land grab in minecraft history, dude. we’re talking like israel levels of expansion here. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest land grab in 30 years. we’re gonna be building so much stuff, it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s gonna be watchdogs watching over everything, making sure no one messes with our land. so come join us, it’s gonna be wild!
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CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!
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so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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Frankenstein’s WisdomCraft
classic, enlightenment, FRANKENSTEIN, Frankensteins, intelligence, knowledge, Literature, Mary Shelley, Misconception, Monster, Myth, novel, Perception, philosophy, realization, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, WisdomCraftYo, you ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where Frankenstein is the monster? Well, on this server, we got that and so much more! Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies.We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties, complete with disco balls made of emerald blocks and music by DJ Skeleton. Want to ride a llama into battle? We got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your castle? No problem, just head to the dragon breeding grounds and pick one out.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear. Defeat the Ender Chicken in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the ability to fly without wings.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us today and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft.
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StrangleCraft: Aussie Edition
aggressors, Aussie, Australian, Australian adults, Edition, gendered behavior, gendered sexual behavior, gendered sexual scripts, less social power, pornography, sexual behavior, sexual scripts, sexual strangulation, social power, StrangleCraft, strangulation, widespread, young adultsYo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting strangled is your boredom! We got young Australian adults running around, engaging in some wild gendered sexual behavior. It’s like a twisted episode of a reality show, but in blocky pixel form.Our server is filled with gendered sexual scripts and crazy antics that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Watch as men become aggressors, targeting those with less social power in the most bizarre ways possible.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house, then join us now! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door and embrace the chaos that awaits you. Let’s get this party started, folks!