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Blocky Pleasure Land

blocky, Connection, deep connection, Emotional pleasure, erotic pleasure, foreplay, Intimacy, Land, mutual pleasure, orgasm, Passion, physical intimacy, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sensory pleasure, Sensuality, sex, sexual arousal, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7662	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, submarine, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	204
Ores Mined:	1135	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Void Armor Forged:	16

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	158	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Emeralds Found:	1007
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Berserker, Coin Calculator, CraftyCreeperz, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Revival Pickup Summon, Ruler, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	5102	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7925	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate summer destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the Arctic Summer World, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters like you’ve never seen before. Dive into the icy waters and summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) or Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to join you on your epic quests.

But that’s not all! You can also summon Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman to join your squad and conquer the frozen lands of our server. And don’t worry about getting lost, our server has a Servant Material Lookup feature to help you navigate through the icy terrain.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a summer adventure like no other! Just be careful of the creepers, they might be disguised as swimsuit-wearing servants!

KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks

Campaign announcement, democratic party, Democratic ticket, Democratic ticket announcement, election 2020, election updates, kamala harris, Kamala VP choice, KamalaCraft, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio VP, Picks, political decision, political news, presidential race, republican party, running mate, smp, us politics, vice president, Vice President pick, Vice President selection, VP candidate

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4766	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.

If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

NoCreeperCarpool

car ride, carpool etiquette, carpooling, carpooling request, Colleague, colleague request, comfort, Commute, commuting, driving alone, NoCreeperCarpool, office, Practicality, rail works, refusal, Train, Transportation, transportation options, work commute, work hours, work schedule

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?

Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

PerfectDayMC SMP

Bliss, Contentment, dream activities, dream day, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal activities, ideal day, ideal weather, joy, leisure, Peace, perfect day, PerfectDayMC, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible here!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). Trust us, you won’t regret it!