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NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crops Grown:	6881
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with the Nijisanji EN crew!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.

But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.

With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

adulting, bathroom, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleaning, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, domestic issues, Frustration, habits, hygiene, living together, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Poop, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, toilet seat, ToiletSeatCleaner

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Votes:	2849	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	4564	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

MomTrustIssuesCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, clothing donations, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional distress, emotional reactions, family conflict, gift giving, household items, material possessions, MomTrustIssuesCraft, mother-daughter relationships, parent-child dynamics, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, trust issues, wrestling fandom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

Chronicles, community spread, CovCraft, Covid-19, economic impact, effects, GLOBAL RESPONSE, health crisis, healthcare system, ISOLATION, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Misinformation, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccine distribution, virtual learning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

NintenCraft Server 18046

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because 18046 Nintendo is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

LifeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3385	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	3081
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4585	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	8389	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Love Letters Sent:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.