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Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4014	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Animals Bred:	74
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3850
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Emeralds Found:	1123	Farms Harvested:	467
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8472
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

beat the shit out of me, can’t create a thread, challenge, Competition, creating a thread, desire, error, Fighting, Frustration, Girlfriend, Joined, Minecraft, mistake, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, oh fuck, Oops, relationship, replied in a thread, Server, spar, sparring partner, thread creation., Title

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!