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ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4859	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	131	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1554
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Crops Grown:	1452	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!