NOOB IS A LITTLE MAN Minecraft Servers

NOOB IS A LITTLE MAN Minecraft Servers

  • DesireCraft Minecraft Server

    DesireCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2684
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 277

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

    Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

    Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9615
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • $100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

    $100KBuilder Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 101
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 New Chunks Explored: 207892
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

    ShahedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9159
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Farms Harvested: 833
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

    PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5484
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4045 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mal’s Mystery Blood Club

    Mal’s Mystery Blood Club
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5637
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 198657 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 358 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1141

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is like the discovery of a new blood group, MAL, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the mystery, where rare players lacking this blood group can finally be identified and treated with epic loot and potions! Who knew Minecraft could be so life-saving and epic at the same time? Come join us and be a part of this insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frozen farts [smp]

    Frozen farts [smp]
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5012
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Finalwind Server Overview

    Server Name Finalwind
    Features Custom items, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, economy, clans
    Rules No cheating
    Version 1.20.4

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers? Finalwind expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and more to create endless content for players.
    Are there specific rules I need to follow on Finalwind? Yes, the main rule is no cheating to maintain fair gameplay, especially in PvP combat.
    How can I join the Finalwind server? You can join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.20.4
    Is there a Discord server for Finalwind? Yes, you can join our Discord at discord.finalwindserver.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nope, I love all holiday foods! Minecraft server

    Nope, I love all holiday foods! Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 342
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4011 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ores Mined: 5292
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family’s holiday traditions? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have a whole ritual table dedicated to sacrificing unpopular holiday foods. Forget about freezing them, just toss them into the virtual fire and watch them disappear! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as your family’s holiday gatherings. Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft SMP

    Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 222942 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you seen this man? Legend has it he once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to meet this mysterious and elusive player. Who knows, you might even become best friends and go on wacky adventures together, like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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