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Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace

Absurd, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, negotiation breakdown, Palace, peace conditions, peace talks, Peaceful, PIXEL, political standoff, putin, Putins, russia, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war rhetoric

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	437	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

animated, backyard fission reactor, bill, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Egregious, Electric, electricity bill, family, fictional, GENIUS, Insanity, invention, jimmy neutron, neutrons, Nickelodeon, nuclear boy scout, nuclear energy, parents, scheme, Science, Technology, tv show

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1699	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, cognition, cognitive abilities, dopamine, DopamineCraft, healthy people, mental cognition, mental disorders, mental function, mental health, mental processes, Mental Wellbeing, mentalising abilities, mindful, Minds.., neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Psychology, research, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, griefer, join now, minecraft server, responsible team, risecraft, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Emeralds Found:	8358
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

play.risecraft.xyz

The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Apocalypse, Community, cope, coping, Crafting, Crisis, Custom, Dead, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Life, Loot, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Planes, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Undead, Vehicles, weapons, zombies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	193549
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server

Envirocraft, environmental design, Environmental Storytelling, game atmosphere, game design, game development, game environment, game immersion, game narrative, game narrative design, game world, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative design, narrative-driven gameplay, player experience, player-engagement, Server, storytelling in games, Storytelling techniques, video game, world-building

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TittyCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, big boobs, Busty, curvy, Edition, Erotica, explicit, fetish, fetishism, fetishization, large breasts, Minecraft, NSFW, overdeveloped, Provocative, Server, sexualized, Sexy, socials, taboo, tits, TittyCraft, voluptuous

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Star Shards Collected:	136	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3067
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.

And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?

Pastryless GF Diet Minecraft Server

Apology, Bakery, body image, comfort food, Communication, diet, emotional eating, Empathy, Exercise, Guilt, Healthy Eating, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Pastry, Pastryless, relationship, self esteem, self-care, Server, Support, temptation, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Spears Created:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your girlfriend’s reaction to a cinnamon roll? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.

Join now for a chance to experience the same level of intensity and confusion as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join today!

ParentalPeerPressureCraft

academic pressure, acne, Communication, comparison, Cultural differences, dental care, family expectations, Grades, height, immigrant parents, INDEPENDENCE, language barrier, ParentalPeerPressureCraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, school system, self reliance, study habits, success, Time management, translator

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6052	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are your parents constantly comparing you to other kids and giving you a hard time for playing games instead of studying? Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of the real world!

On our server, you can be a straight A student and still have time to build epic structures and explore vast worlds. No need to worry about your parents nagging you about grades or comparing you to some random kid in the newspaper who got 100% in every class.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the family translator or deal with arguing with dentists. You can just focus on having fun and enjoying the game without all the real-life drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the stress and pressure behind! You deserve a break from all the comparisons and lectures. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

changing indicators of wealth, conspicuous consumption, evolving signs of wealth, evolving wealth indicators, financial status symbols, future of wealth, future wealth indicators, future wealth symbols, Luxury items, luxury trends, material possessions, Minecraft, modern day signs of wealth, obsolete signs of wealth, Palace, PIXEL, Server, societal status, societal wealth indicators, status symbols, wealth markers, wealth symbols, wealth trends

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft baller! We’ve got diamond armor so blingy, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Our enchanted weapons are so powerful, they can slay a horde of zombies with just one swing. And don’t even get me started on our massive gold farm – we’re swimming in so much gold, we use it as toilet paper. Join now and secure your spot as the richest player in all of Minecraft – because in our world, wealth is measured in stacks of emeralds and chests full of rare loot.