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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6779 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5924 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!