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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3270 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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