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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Crafty /b/ Builders

4chan, Anonymity, Builders, controversial, Crafty, digital communication, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet users, memes, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

anglo men, anglo saxon, AngloWarriorz, battle, Bravery, Chivalry, Combat, courage, fighters, heritage, History, Knights, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, mobs, pride, Protectors, Server, soldiers, strength, Traditional, Valor, Warriors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	3655	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

500 viewers, ASP, blocks, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Galore, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, lols, Memecraft, Oshi, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

ALERT, Attention, banana, be careful, be cautious, be mindful, be on guard, be on the lookout, be prepared, be wary, BEWARE, blocky, bonanza, Booboos, Caution, danger, heads up, keep an eye out, look out, Notice, stay vigilant, take heed, Warning, watch out

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	6399	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1355

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

antichrist, Antichrists, Apocalypse, Begins.., biblical prophecy, Crafty, CREEPERS, end times, Escape, Eschatology, iran, Jewish, Jewish community, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Plan, Prophecy, religious beliefs, religious conflict, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious migration, religious persecution, religious prophecy, religious tolerance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

Arena, Client, colors, Crafting, diet, Digital, digital client, Favorite, favorite colors, madness, Magic, magic the gathering, magic the gathering arena, MTGA, mtgag, OTJ, pioneer, Play, Previous thread, SSO edition, Standard, Thread, Version, wizards

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

advice, Communication, communication breakdown, communication skills, CraftyGirl3x, DATING, dating advice, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, girl, Girlfriend, gossip, Insecurity, lolz, Miscommunication., overexcited, relationship advice, relationships, Server, social dynamics, social pressure, Texting, texting etiquette

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

Adventure, alternate world, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, dark elves, dark fantasy, dark magic, Elves, evil elf, FANTASY, magical creatures, meets, Minecraft, mysterious powers, mystical creatures, mythical beings, otherworldly beings, perspective, Slime, slimecraft, Supernatural powers, tattoos

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4081
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4669
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

59 jews, Acre, census, city, Coastal, Community, Cove, Crafty, creeper, culture, demographics, diamonds, Diversity, heritage, historical, Israel, judaism, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, Population, Potatoes, Religious, SETTLEMENT, statistics, Trade, villagers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

Aesthetic, Architecture, blocky, bonanza, Builders, chuuba, Community, Creative, design, discussion, Embernada, Emburger, Food, general, inspiration, Literature, McEmbers, menu, Order, Rentry, Restaurant, Seasonal, Thread

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	117	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!