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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

What are Minecraft servers like NobleRealms ?

Active players, Boss Events, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, custom worlds, Discord Channel, fun server, Gaming Community, multiplayer server, online gaming, Pixelmon, player community, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, Quests, Server Events, server features, smp, social community, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

The MCSociety – This server offers a similar Towny SMP experience with custom plugins and events to keep players engaged. Join the community today and experience the fun of building your own town and participating in player-run events.
PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pixelmon, this server is perfect for you. Explore a custom world filled with Pokemon, battle other trainers, and participate in exciting events. With a dedicated community and regular updates, PixelmonCraft provides an immersive experience similar to NobleRealms.
Enchanted Oasis – This server combines the Towny SMP experience with fantasy elements, custom worlds, and player shops. Dive into a world of magic and adventure, make new friends, and create your own unique story in this enchanting server.
CraftYourTown – With a focus on community building and player-run economies, CraftYourTown offers a similar Towny SMP experience to NobleRealms. Build your own town, trade with other players, and participate in server-wide events to earn rewards and become the ruler of your own kingdom.
Play.pokesociety.net – This server offers a unique twist on the Pixelmon experience, with custom plugins, events, and a dedicated community of Pokemon trainers. Join the fun and catch ’em all in a vibrant world filled with challenges and adventures.

Whether you’re looking for a Towny SMP server like NobleRealms or a Pixelmon server with a twist, these similar Minecraft servers offer a range of immersive experiences for players of all types. Join the community today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

play.noblerealms.com

DirtSmp

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, survival hardcore community creativity challenge exploration building redstone multiplayer adventure crafting PVP economy roleplay minigames modded vanilla plugins factions skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6119
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	707
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

The Dirt SMP – Hosted by TheDirtBlockShorts

Welcome to The Dirt SMP! A chill Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets challenge. Join us in this hardcore SMP where you have 3 lives to build, explore, and thrive. Whether you’re into massive builds, cozy homes, or redstone contraptions, this server is all about community, fun, and pushing your Minecraft skills to the limit. But remember, every decision counts—run out of lives, and it’s game over!

Are you ready to leave your mark? Join The Dirt SMP today and start your adventure!

play.dirtblock.org

HBNetwork

Casual players, Community, competitive players, custom-designed servers, Factions, game modes, Gameplay experience, HBNetwork, Minecraft, PvP, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

HBNetwork is a well-established Minecraft network that offers a variety of game modes and experiences for players of all types. Known for its strong community and commitment to delivering a top-tier gameplay experience, HBNetwork has built a reputation for providing fun, engaging, and custom-designed servers that cater to both casual and competitive players.

hbnetwork.xyz:25796

ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

1.21.1, building techniques, Charm, classic, Coast, collaborative spirit, cream, early days, east, Fun, golden era, Ice, in game, Introduce Yourself, jump, laid back, Memories, newer player, old school, Resortcraft, Roots, seeing you, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, serving, Simplicity, Throwback, Version, veteran player

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2503
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Server Name	ResortCraft
Theme	Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft
Description	ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Italian Ladies Minecraft Server

anthropology, Behavior, Competition, culture, customs, Evolution, female competition, female Italians, Gender Roles, Italian, italy, ladies, mating, Minecraft, natural habitat, Observation, reproductive resources, research, Server, social dynamics, society, study, tradition, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7328
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness female Italians in their natural habitat, competing for reproductive resources! Watch as they build elaborate structures to attract mates, mine for diamonds to show off their wealth, and engage in epic PvP battles to prove their dominance. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the mating rituals of Italian women! So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Safe C++ Partnership Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, borrow checker, C++ Alliance, C++ Standard Library, Code, data structures, Draft, Engineer, memory-safe, Minecraft, paper accepted, Partnership, Proposal, Safe, Safe C++, Safe C++ Extensions, Safe Standard Library, Safety, Sean Baxter, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds crashing and burning like a failed redstone contraption? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server has partnered with the legendary engineer, Sean Baxter, to develop the Safe Minecraft Extensions proposal!

With the Safe Standard Library, you can say goodbye to those pesky memory leaks and crashes. Our extensive library addition will provide you with robust, memory-safe implementations of essential building blocks and tools. No more falling through the world or losing your precious diamonds to a glitch!

Join our server now and experience the safety and security of the Safe Minecraft Extensions. Build to your heart’s content without fear of disaster striking. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the safe building begin!

Kid-FreeCraft

baby, Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional, Friend, Frustration, Guilt, house rules, KidFreeCraft, Kids, new mom, overwhelmed, parenting, postpartum adjustment, self-care, sleep deprivation, stress, Support, visitor etiquette

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Emeralds Found:	1079	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent and provide a kid-free zone for you to relax and unwind!

Are you tired of your friend bringing over their unruly child who wreaks havoc on your virtual house? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against bringing kids into the game. No more virtual dog food being thrown around, no more TVs being poked, and definitely no more hitting other players’ babies (yes, that’s a thing on our server).

Join us and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the stress of dealing with other people’s kids. Our server is a safe space for new parents who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace. So come on in, leave the kids at home, and let’s have some fun together!

MealCommit SMP

Commitment, culinary preferences, Decision making, everlasting meal, favorite dish, food choice, food selection, forever meal, lifetime meal, long-term commitment, meal commitment, meal decision, meal for eternity, meal planning, meal selection, MealCommit, one meal for life, plate choice, single meal choice, smp, stuck with one meal, ultimate meal

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only meal you’ll ever eat is a virtual plate of pixelated steak! Why settle for a variety of food when you can have the same delicious steak every day? Join us and experience the thrill of constantly craving different foods while only being able to eat steak. Will you survive the never-ending steak challenge, or will you go mad with meaty monotony? Only one way to find out – join our SMP now!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

EuroProtest Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economic, Europe, European countries, EuroProtest, finance, Global, Government, imf, international monetary fund, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, Nine, Political, protest, resolution, resuming missions, russia, sanctions, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crops Grown:	9101	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

LOL, imagine if the IMF was a Minecraft server, and these nine European countries were like, “NO WAY, we don’t want you coming back to Russia!” Like, they’re all teaming up and building giant pixelated signs that say “NO IMF ALLOWED” in front of the server spawn point. And then the IMF is just like, “But guys, we just want to help with the economy and stuff!” But the countries are all like, “NOPE, not on our watch!” It’s like a crazy political drama, but in Minecraft form. Join our server for all the pixelated protests and drama you could ever want! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the IMF spies. It’s a wild ride, so come join us now!