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RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Votes:	1127	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	6452

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	84
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	238

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6501	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ores Mined:	8811
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	152
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3586
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!