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””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	6317	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

activism, anti-racism, Black Lives Matter, black people, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

atmosphere, Character development, cinematic universe, creative vision, Dark, dark intellectual, Darth Maul, death, Director, filmmaking, films, iconic, intellectual, Legacy, lightsaber, lucas, Minecraft, ridley scott, Sith, smp, Star Wars, storytelling, The Phantom Menace, Villain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

Appearance, arab, Arab descent, Brazilian, Diversity, ethnic features, ethnicity, Ghoul, Ginger, Identity, Israeli culture, Israelis, Italian, Med, Mediterranean, Mediterranean descent, middle eastern, Minecraft, mixed heritage, multicultural, racial ambiguity, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Minecraft SMP: Romcom Mystery Thriller Koibami

ability to love, confession, Cute girls, detective conan, determined, DEVOUR, Girls, Gosho Aoyama, high school, human girl, Koibami, Koibami Shoujo, love, love-eating monsters, Minecraft, Monsters, Mystery, Real Love, romcom, smp, strange, Thriller

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	741	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are never what they seem! Join us for a romcom mystery thriller experience like no other, inspired by the epic saga “Koibami Shoujo” vol 2 by the legendary Kawabatao.

Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage romance, when suddenly, five cute girls all confess their undying love for you on the same day! But wait, there’s a twist – four of these girls are actually love-eating monsters in disguise, hell-bent on devouring your ability to love forever. Can you spot the one human girl who truly loves you amidst the chaos?

With recommendations from none other than “Detective Conan” creator Gosho Aoyama, this SMP promises a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and heart-pounding thrills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find true love in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

Gemstone City – Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3D Debut stream, 91010460., city, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, gemstone, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, Server, shorts, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and chicken jousting tournaments!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Prism no Mahou, a mystical power that can turn your pickaxe into a disco ball of destruction! And don’t even get us started on our resident streamer, KosekiBijou, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just remember, don’t engage with diggers or you might end up in a battle of wits with a troll riding a llama. Rock on, my fellow blockheads!

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	921	Enchantments Applied:	60
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	2092	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

aaa game, Activision, Competitive Gaming, ENGAGEMENT, foreign concept, game development, game rigging, Gamers, gaming industry, gaming profit, Masters, matchmaking system, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, online gaming, optimised matchmaking, real time manipulation, Server, skill based connection, skill based damage, Skill Based Matchmaking, skilled matchmaking, skilled players

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!