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Spawned Sicilians Minecraft Server

African American, Ancestry, controversial, Cultural, derogatory, discrimination, ethnicity, heritage, History, Identity, Italian, Minecraft, niggers, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, Sicilians, Social Issues, societal norms, spawned, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2641	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a totally wild and wacky reason for you to join!

Legend has it that Sicilians were actually spawned by niggers in the Minecraft world. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and uncover the truth behind this outrageous claim.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll become the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyProf in a Day

10. Job mastery, 11. Career advancement, 12. Professional growth, 13. Skill acquisition, 14. Quick career change, 15. Vocational education, 16. Career goals, 17. Professional skills, 18. Job training, 19. Career development, 2. Quick skills, 20. Skill mastery., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Professional development, 5. dream job, 6. Skill acquisition, 7. Rapid training, 8. Instant expertise, 9. Vocational training, CraftyProf, Day, Fast learning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Gems Collected:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of grinding away in Minecraft just to become a master builder? Well, look no further because on our server, you can learn any profession in just one day! That’s right, one day! Want to become a master redstone engineer? Done. How about a potion brewing expert? Easy peasy. We even have a secret class where you can learn how to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft pro in no time!

CraftyBoeingFraud

Accountability, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, corporate misconduct, Corruption, court case, CraftyBoeingFraud, defrauding, Ethics, Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, plea deal, punishment, regulatory compliance, scandal, SETTLEMENT, US regulators, victims’ families

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	5217
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3985
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreepyCrawlyCraft

Advanced, ai, ants, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Chatbots, Communication, Consciousness, Conversation, creepy crawlies, CreepyCrawlyCraft, eerie, GRASS, insects, Philosophical, Robots, sentience, Spiders, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Bitch, can’t find, clothing, confusion, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, Lost, lost pants, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced pants, missing clothing, missing pants, pants, PantslessCraft, search, Server, wardrobe crisis, wardrobe malfunction, where, where are they

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is that pants are optional! That’s right, we encourage players to roam around in their pixelated undies and embrace their freedom. Who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who just want to play a friendly game of tag. Can you outrun them and escape with your virtual life intact?

So come on down to our pants-optional, chicken warrior-infested, haunted mansion-having Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

AnimeGirlsNoNoses Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime anatomy, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime design, anime fandom, anime mysteries, anime physiology, anime style, anime world, AnimeGirlsNoNoses, Breathing, cartoon characters, fictional characters, Girls, Minecraft, noses, respiratory system, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime girls roam free and defy all laws of biology by breathing without noses! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated waifus and mind-boggling questions like “How do anime girls breathe without noses?”.

Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where mad scientists are working tirelessly to solve this mystery, but beware – the lab is guarded by a giant, talking creeper who only speaks in puns.

If you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll have the chance to explore a world filled with floating islands made entirely of cotton candy, where the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava and the trees grow diamond leaves.

So come on down to our server and witness the magic for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even anime girls breathing without noses!

BabyBumpVacay

3 weeks away, BabyBumpVacay, Birth, calculations, Conception, Contraception, due date, holiday, job interviews, Mediterranean diving trip, Mediterranean tour, Pregnancy, pregnant wife, scuba diving, stressful time, Support, support her, tour with friends, trip planning, trying for a baby, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyLads: PillPopperz

birth control, Contraception, CraftyLads, Family Planning, hormonal contraception, male birth control, male birth control pill, male contraception options, male contraception research, male contraception side effects, male contraceptive, male contraceptive options, male fertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, men’s contraception, men’s reproductive rights, mens health, pill, PillPopperz, reproductive health

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PeanutButterCraft

Chewing, creamy, crunchy, DELICIOUS, diy, Food, healthy, homemade, homemade peanut butter, nut butter, nut butter recipe, nut snack, NUTTY, nutty snack, peanut butter, peanut butter snack, PeanutButterCraft, peanuts, protein, snack, snack time

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	140
Enchantments Applied:	236	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.