no toilet paper – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real
bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!
Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

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New Server IP
BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout
bills, BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout, college, difficult time, dropping out, education, Expenses, family, Financial Stability, financial support, Guilt, part time job, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Stability, Struggle, Successful
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!
🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.
🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

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New Server IP
LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed
Accountability, activism, Demand, Disappearance, families, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international attention, investigation, Justice, JusticeDelayed, LostStudents43, mexico, missing students, protest, social justice, student movement, Tragedy, unresolved cases, unsolved mysteries
come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

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New Server IP
Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
Agent Record, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!
Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP
5G conspiracy, age reversal, ancestral ghosts, ancient spirits, ATTRACTS, Casual, Casual Sex, chemotherapy, children’s cancer, Hybrid Species, Liberation, Media portrayal, Minecraft, reptilian conspiracy, self-professed shaman, September 11 attacks, sex, shamanistic powers, Shamir Medical Center, smp, Subterranean, subterranean spirits, vagina cleansing
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.
Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.
So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

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SnitchCraft Minecraft Server
Abuse, ac, ADVANTAGE, altruistic, Angry, books, Community, Conflict, Confrontation, Facebook Buy-Nothing group, free, Friends, Furniture, laundry detergent, Minecraft, Moving, Neighborhood, Screenshots, SELLING, Server, SnitchCraft, snitching
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?
But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

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New Server IP
LuxHotelAFK
all inclusive, brother, communication breakdown, consequences, family dynamics, family plans, family trip, Friction, high end, hotel staff, Hungover, irresponsible, LuxHotelAFK, luxury hotel, nightlife, overdoing it, parental expectations, passed out, sibling relationships, Tension, unresolved conflict
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.
Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

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New Server IP
LebCraft: Macron’s Plea
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, PLEA, political pressure, united nations, US, world news
lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

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New Server IP
Awkward Last Words RP
awkward, BIZARRE, death, dramatic, Dying, eerie, eerie experience, emotional, final moments, INTENSE, last words, Life, mortality, Reflection, Solemn, strange, surreal, unexpected, unexpected twist, unsettling, Words
so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
ParentalForce Minecraft Server
Athletic, BLONDE, Chad, Childhood, Development, different, FITNESS, forced, Future, Imagine, Inceldom, indoctrinated, influence, Kid, Life, Minecraft, natural born leader, ParentalForce, parents, Server, sports, upbringing
Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kinich, Kinich: Business, Kinich: Fiery Pursuit, Kujou Sara, Live Program, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, smp, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.
Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

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