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Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Trannifesto Minecraft Server

CHRISTIANS, chuds, conservative media, controversy, Daily Wire, extremism, Hate Speech, INSANE, Journalism, LGBTQ, matt walsh, Minecraft, News, online discourse, PSYCHOTIC, Server, social media, Trannifesto, tranny, Transphobia, twitter, viral tweet

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to uncover the legendary Trannifesto, rumored to be hidden in the depths of our virtual world. Beware, though, as the psychotic trannies and chuds are always on the prowl! Will you be able to survive their wrath and emerge victorious? Join now for an adventure like no other!

4D Chess Minecraft Server

4D Chess, Calculated Moves, Chess, chess moves, Cunning, Deception, game theory, Long Term Strategy, machiavellian, Manipulation, mastermind, mind games, Minecraft, political maneuvering, political strategy, psychological warfare, Server, Strategic Deception, strategic gameplay, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategy, tactical thinking

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Players Killed by Monsters:	6079
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft like a peasant? Join our server and enter the realm of 4D Chess Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve taken the classic game and added an extra dimension of complexity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild chess board appears and you have to outsmart your opponents in a game of chess to claim your loot. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while simultaneously strategizing your next move on the chess board to defeat the ultimate boss – the Enderdragon in a game of chess.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and power-ups. Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer brilliance of 4D Chess Minecraft.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server – “Keep digging, you’ll find diamonds”

blocktopia, deep thoughts, diamonds, Digging, favorite quote, Find, Impactful, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positivity, powerful words, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, Thought-provoking, Timeless, Uplifting, why, words of wisdom, Youll

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	968	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs and the zombies have a killer fashion sense! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more fun than a pig riding a minecart, come join us and let the shenanigans begin!

ManlyMythsMC

Assumptions, Behavior, cultural beliefs, Debunked, Differences, Expectations, eye-opening, Gender norms, generalizations, habits, Individuality, ManlyMythsMC, Men, misconceptions, Myths, reality check, revelations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Surprises, unique traits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all the players do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies to come true!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for fried chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden feather that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

JetCraft: Taxed & Landed

activism, demonstration, economic policy, economic reform, Elite, european parliament, financial inequality, Government, income disparity, income gap, JetCraft, Landed, luxury, political statement, Politics, private jet, protest, social justice, tax the rich, Taxation, taxed, wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo! So like, this server is so lit, even the rich people are trying to escape to it! We had this one dude, right, who was all like “I’m too rich for this world” and he legit landed his private jet in front of the European Parliament just to join our server. Like, how crazy is that?

We got diamond blocks for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie. But don’t worry, we got your back with some epic weapons and armor.

And get this, our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun. Like, who even does that? Only on our server, fam.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next rich dude landing a private jet in front of the European Parliament just to play with us. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🤪

FlipCraft: No Personality Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

yo, come join dis server where all da homes have been FLIPPED like a pancake on a Sunday morning. we got houses dat are so bland and boring, dey sell for MILLIONS. why? cuz dey got NO personality or character, just like dat one weird kid in high school. join now and experience da thrill of living in a house dat makes u question ur own existence. it’s like living in a black and white movie, but without da cool jazz music. so come on down and see for urself why our server is da hottest spot for all da soulless homes in Minecraft.

CorneaCraft: MethylMania

cornea, CorneaCraft, corneal diseases, epigenetics, Evidence, evidence based, fibrosis, gene expression, Growing, inflammation, key, Methylation, MethylMania, neovascularization, ocular health, Pathogenesis, Potential, regulator, research, Therapy, Treatment, Viable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3837	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

come join our minecraft server and explore the wild world of corneal diseases! methylation is the key to success in this wacky land, where inflammation, fibrosis, and neovascularization are the name of the game. battle against evil corneal villains and save the day with your methylation skills! who knew corneas could be so exciting?! join now for a chance to win a virtual corneal transplant and become the ultimate cornea champion!

SurvivorsMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

This server tries to replicate the servers you have seen back in 2012-2015 for some good ol’ nostalgia! Survival is the current gamemode, but more are being added such as Creative, MobArena, and more! Stay connected for more updates as this server is in it’s BETA phase!

135.148.145.145:25584

Epic Craft: Where survival is celebrated and chaos is the norm!

Builds, Celebrated, Challenges, Chaos, Cheats, Community, Craft, Discord, Epic, Events, fair, Griefing, Hacks, multiplayer, norm, Raiding, Skills, smp, strategy, structure, Suggestions, Survival, Trading, tradinghub, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Epic Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP-Anarchy Server
Features	Semi-Anarchy gameplay with SMP elements No hacking allowed Community Builds and collaboration Events & Challenges for rewards
Discord Features	Friendly Community Trading Hub for item exchanges Suggestions Channel for player input Regular Updates and announcements
Server IP	epic-craft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/rZ98p9XCSR
Survival Island Event	island.epic-craft.net (More players participating)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is cheating allowed on the server?

No, hacking and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server to maintain a fair and challenging environment for all players.

2. Can I participate in community builds and collaborations?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to work together on impressive builds and projects to enhance the overall gaming experience.

3. What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

We regularly host various events and challenges for players to participate in, compete, and earn rewards such as in-game items, currency, or unique titles.

4. How can I suggest improvements or changes for the server?

You can share your ideas and suggestions in our dedicated Suggestions Channel on Discord, where the community and server admins can review and consider them for implementation.

MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server

Alt ERP meetup, Balmung, Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, dragon quest collab, early access, Ebin Awards, Empyreum, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, jenova, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, primal, PvP Series 5, release date, Server, Sophia, Ultros, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event, zurvan

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s like a dragon breathing fire on your screen! Join us for the Early Access on June 28th at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date on July 2nd that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can slay golems in the hills or the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find treasures fit for a king! And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun – it’s like a blast from the past that will leave you wanting more!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have cross-region data center travel tests that will make you feel like you’re teleporting through time and space! Plus, PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior!

But the real kicker? Our meetups are so epic, they’re like a party in the End dimension! From dungeon melty last courses to Mario Party salty bets, we have something for everyone! So join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before – you won’t regret it!