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MismatchedMiners

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	278249
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community that looks nothing alike but still pretends to be sisters! Imagine a world where a short Asian girl and a tall blonde girl try to pass off as siblings just for fun.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft while trying to convince everyone that we are long lost sisters. Who cares about race and appearance when you have matching outfits and a hilarious sense of humor?

So come on, join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own “sister” along the way!

HateStankCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on other Minecraft servers who love the smell of rotten flesh and creeper explosions? Well, look no further because our server is a breath of fresh air (literally)! Join us and escape the stench of those other servers with our exclusive scent-free gameplay experience. Our world is filled with fragrant flowers, sweet vanilla bean farms, and even a magical potion that makes you smell like freshly baked cookies. Say goodbye to the foul odors of the Minecraft universe and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s, like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. u know why? cuz we got, like, a secret underground city full of, like, diamond blocks and emerald ore. u can, like, mine for days and still not run out of precious gems.

also, we got this crazy story about how the server was actually built on top of an ancient alien spaceship. yeah, bro, aliens. they left behind all this advanced technology for us to discover. u can, like, ride flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s, like, totally insane.

oh, and did i mention the giant lava pit in the middle of the spawn area? u can, like, challenge other players to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling in. it’s, like, the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and experience all the crazy adventures that await u. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CraftyManhuntFun

allegedly, Conflict, CraftyManhuntFun, crime, Former Inmate, fugitive, International, investigation, Justice, kills, law enforcement, manhunt, murder, Pursuit, recruited, russia, SUSPECT, Tragedy, ukraine war, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	2846
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that it caused a manhunt in Russia? Well, look no further because on this server, we have former inmates recruited to Ukraine wars allegedly killing two people! Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even participate in some epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft NeoGeo Fun – SNK Server

beginner guide, City of the Wolves, Community Resources, DandyJ, Discord, event footage, Fatal Fury, Fun, Kof, KOFXV, mai, Mature, Minecraft, neo geo, NEO-GEO FREAK Magazine Archive, NEOGEO, official site backup, RedGGPO, romset, Server, snk, SNK Media Gallery, SNK vs Capcom, street fighter 6, SVC Chaos, Terry, Translations, vice

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	3791	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the launch of Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves on April 24, 2025, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic wolf-themed battles. But that’s not all, we also have Mai from FF:CotW ready to kick some butt with her killer moves.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom making a comeback, so you can finally settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight between SNK and Capcom characters. Plus, we’ve got Terry from KOFXV making a surprise appearance in Street Fighter 6 – talk about a crossover event of the century!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our recent event footage for some jaw-dropping moments, and don’t forget to watch DandyJ’s hilarious beginner guide to KOF. Need some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides, Discord channels, and even a media gallery for all your SNK needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft fighter in our crazy world of wolves and warriors!

/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	6600	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! In Season One, we had players battling it out for the coveted Void Shard, which holds unimaginable power. Want to get your hands on one? Join now and start farming those Void Shards like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Module Data system that will blow your mind. Combine different modules to create insane combinations and dominate the competition. Don’t believe us? Check out our Module Combination Percentages and see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have hidden Vault Spots scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all and claim the treasures hidden within? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But be warned, the competition is fierce. Players are racing to find all the Record Locations and complete the ultimate challenge. Will you be the one to come out on top and be crowned the First Descendant?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now and start your epic adventure. Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and updates. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Join now or forever hold your diamonds! #VoidShardOrBust #MinecraftMadness

CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

all time, bad ideas, CraftyDisaster, Disaster, failed inventions, Fails, Failure, Flop, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, History, innovation, MISTAKES, Redstone, regret, regrettable inventions, Tales, Technology, Tnt, useless, Useless Inventions, worst ideas, worst invention, worst products

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Emeralds Found:	954	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

alliances, bedrock, Community, Days, Destruction, Empires, Fair Play, Griefing, INTENSE, odd, Raiding, Resources, Respect, RUTHLESSNESS, SemiEncouraged, Shelter, skill, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, teamwork, Trade, UNFORGIVING, zero tolerance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Towns Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

8 inches, being tall, body image, Confidence, dating challenges, dating struggles, Girls, height, Insecurities, looks, Minecraft, not attractive, not popular, Oopsie, OopsieCraft, physical appearance, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, tall guy problems, Ultimate

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	7233	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

Advanced UI, Beginner UI, ComfyUI, Derp, flux, Forge, Free and Open Source, Gang, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, local ], LoRAs, Mcp, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, SD.Next, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	8885
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!