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CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

April Trading Post, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, dragonflight.blizzard.com, fear, General Resources, heroic raids, J’lor Edition, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, Resources, S4 Dungeon changes, season 4, Shiver Me Timbers, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, Trading Post, Tread, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Minecraft Melons Madness

adult content, Alluring, arousing, big tits, Busty, curvy, Erotic, explicit, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, madness, melons, Minecraft, nothing else, NSFW, post, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, sexual content, tantalizing, titillating, voluptuous

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1975
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

academic papers, academic research, CraftyCreeperz, DiGRA, game academia, game community, Game Culture, game design, game development, game research, game research resources, game theory, gamegate, GameStudies.org, gaming industry, gdc, research sources, self-determination theory, video game studies, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

bullying, chickens, communication skills, Competition, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, Empathy, female behavior, girl drama, Girl Power, Girls, Insecurity, Jealousy, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, Mystery, peer pressure, relational aggression, self esteem, social dynamics, societal expectations, support system, toxic friendships

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

Archive, blocky, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, general, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, Male, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Ninjas, Noctyx, pregposting, social media, twitter, Vtuber, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	635905
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!