🔥no coming back Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

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Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BlockySMP

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THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	343589	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ores Mined:	5157
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	637087	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4498
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	140	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Items Found:	5617
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Unbelievable no coming back Minecraft Servers

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