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BabyBanBirthdayBash

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ores Mined:	3805

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	4956
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

aging, alternative lifestyles, Benefits, blocks, Challenges, childfree, CONS, Decision making, Family Planning, freedom, fulfillment, Kids, Lifestyle, no children, OldCraft, over 40, parenting, personal choice, Pros, regrets, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, societal expectations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	348

Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

Minecraft Mon Go Server

Adventure, aired, assessment test, battle, Brat, challenge, Colza, corrected, Defeat, episode 47, Journey, kaede, Liko, Minecraft, Mon, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Roy, Server, test, Training, two weeks, Victory

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Chans, cultural phenomenon, Curiosity, Dangerous, edge runners, Edgy, Exploration, love, Mystery, Obsession, PALS, pipo, PIXEL, Playground, question.., risky behavior, societal norms, Stereotypes, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, White, why

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4131	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

3D debuts, 3d modeling, Advancements, animation, augmented reality, blocky, breaking new ground, creativity, Cutting Edge, debut, debut showcase, design, digital art, Enna, Future, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, lolz, Server, sub 10k, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8125	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	178	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3810	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crops Grown:	5798
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Items Found:	6283

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchantments Applied:	118
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.