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  • BabyBanBirthdayBash

    BabyBanBirthdayBash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

    Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

    But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

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  • OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

    OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks
    Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

    Pros:
    – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
    – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks.
    – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

    Cons:
    – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids.
    – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion.
    – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

    So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

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