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RedFlagIgnoreCraft

denial, ignore, Overlook, red flag, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a person, red flags in a relationship, red flags in behavior, red flags in communication, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in marriage, RedFlagIgnoreCraft, relationship, toxic behavior, unhealthy dynamic, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Lignin Defense Craft

biotic stress, Craft, Defense, defense mechanism, defense-induced lignin accumulation, gene expression, genetic regulation, GhMYB3D5, growth, immune response, Lignin, lignin biosynthesis, lignin synthesis, Molecular biology, plant biology, Plant defense, plant defense mechanism, plant genetics, plant growth, Plant immunity, plant physiology, research, transcription factor

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

GoatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, survival multiplayer factions creative skyblock minigames economy roleplay pvp adventure towny pixelmon prison factions vanilla modded tekkit technic feed the beast hexxit

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	3667	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

goatsmp.pufferfish.gg

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1564	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	610159
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4718	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

NightmareCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

cubeville.fun:25786