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CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7043	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

CraftingAddict

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7087	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6553	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9483	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

VapeCraftersMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	1836	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.