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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

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Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BlockySMP

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THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2634
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Potions Brewed:	138

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3074	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Villages Defended:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Towns Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	165	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Farms Harvested:	398	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Animals Bred:	72	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Zombie Dances:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	3225
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	68
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

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