Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not ‘No. 916760513 by Anonymous’

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to all who find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, banal, Cliche, corny, cringe, eye roll, EyeRoller, groan, hackneyed, heard it all before, Minecraft, old hat, overused, passé, Repetitive, smp, stale, tired, tired old saying, Tiresome, trite, Unoriginal, worn out

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

childish, getting back at someone, grudge, Grumpy, holding a grudge, immature, PetPettiness, Petty, petty actions, petty arguments, petty behavior, petty disagreements, petty disputes, petty revenge, petty squabbles, RETALIATION, Revenge, SpiteCraft, spiteful, tit for tat, vengeful, vindictive

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

Average, budgeting, coverage, Craft, deductible, Financial Planning, Financial Security, insurance, insurance benefits, insurance claims, insurance companies, insurance costs, insurance policy, insured, Nah, not worth it, paying insurance, Peace of mind, Premiums, Protection, risk management, unexpected expenses, worth it

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!

Ballots, BLANK, SwitchCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Quirm SMP

1.20.6, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, discord server, Expectations, friendly server, Lagfree, mobs, Mods, players drop heads, Proximity Chat Gameplay, Quests, Quirm, rules, season 1, Simple Voice Chat Mod, smp, Spicy Twists, Unique Events, Unobtainable Items, Vanilla, weekly events

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Server Info
Name	Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
Server IP	quirm.xyz
Server Hosting	32 Gigabytes of RAM (Absolutely no lag)
Location	EU (English Only)

Server Features

Enjoy a vanilla experience with unique quests for unobtainable items
Interact with an active community of up to 20+ players on weekends
Experience proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 15 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Respect others in-game and on voice-chat
See detailed guidelines and rules on Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Friendly server welcoming builders
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6

Apply Now via Discord

Quirm SMP – Season 1

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 15 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 15 years old.

Q: Are there any restrictions on mods?

A: All mods are allowed as long as they do not disrupt the vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: How can I obtain exclusive items on the server?

A: Exclusive items can be obtained through weekly events hosted on the server.

Q: Do mobs and players drop heads on this server?

A: Yes, both mobs and players drop heads upon death, adding an extra challenge to gameplay.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is exclusive to version 1.20.6.

Mystic Manga Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, Asian Comics, Chinese animation, chinese art, Chinese artists, Chinese comics, Chinese creativity, chinese culture, Chinese entertainment, Chinese graphic novels, Chinese illustrators, Chinese literature, Chinese manga, Chinese media, Chinese pop culture, Chinese storytelling, Chinese Webcomics, graphic novels, Isles, Manga, mystic

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Chinese manga but in block form. Imagine building your own epic adventures just like in those crazy manga stories. Plus, there’s dragons and creepers, so it’s like a mashup of two awesome worlds. Don’t be a noob, join now and unleash your inner manga hero in Minecraft!

BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

AITAH, Allergies, Amazon, brocraft, brother, Cheap, cheap knockoff, Confrontation, CVS, Defensive, demanding, Ethics, expensive, Honesty, knockoffs, loratadine pill, Principle, product, Replace, Replacement, stealing, theft, twin brother

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2289	Void Armor Forged:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	257
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

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