No. 73503471 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	3331	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8203	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?

Cock, Crafty, know, long trail tags, McCraftface, She, Suck, tags, wwyd

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

animal, avian, bird, chickens, Communication, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, etymology, GobbleCraft, Hindi, interchange, International, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, Naming, peru, Play, speak, species, translation, turkey, Turkeys, turkish, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	205
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Votes:	9720	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

“Gura killer, CLOSEST, cold case, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal profiling, forensic evidence, Guras, investigation, Killers, law enforcement, murder, Mystery, Nightmare, serial killer, Server, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspect list, suspect profile, suspect search, true crime, United, unsolved, WORST

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7535	Emeralds Found:	7694
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ores Mined:	6599
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	889	Star Shards Collected:	179
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Farms Harvested:	475
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Votes:	1561	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	6283	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8842
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.