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StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8911

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Votes:	7485
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	2505	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	281

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9878	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!