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CatScratchCraze

Bacteria, Bartonella, Bartonella infection, cat scratch fever, cat-scratch disease, CatScratchCraze, infection, Medical, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric diagnosis, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric research, psychiatric symptoms, psychotic disorders, research, study, zoonotic disease

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	221

So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, apply, Builder, Chill, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, Events, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Lax, Melios, Minecraft, Minigames, Moving, Myth, Party, Permanent Map, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Slow, technical player, teleports, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, UTC/GMT, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Whitelisted, semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together
Launch Date	23 March 2024

Features:

NO teleportation, claims, McMMO, etc.
Events and minigames
Permanent Map with NO resets
Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
What are the server’s rules?	We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun!
Are there any specific playstyles welcomed?	We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything!
What time are the server’s events?	Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Zombie Brains Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, Brain matter, Brain-eating, Brains, creepy, Fear Rotting, Gore Flesh-eater, gross, Halloween, Horror, INFECTED, Minecraft, Monster, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead Scary, walking dead, zombie

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	9590	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is infested with zombies! That’s right, you’ll have to fend off hordes of brain-hungry zombies while trying to survive and build your own little slice of paradise. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you out, so grab your sword and get ready to kick some undead butt!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.

So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.

JPopJam Minecraft Server

AGI, ai, anime fandom, anime intro, Artificial Intelligence, creativity, digital art, Entertainment, FANTASY, Future, imagination, innovation, J-pop, JPopJam, machine learning, Minecraft, music generation, music production, pop culture, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.