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Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	7037
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	6532
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ores Mined:	2233
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5482
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7884	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!