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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4782 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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We offer free emergency care in our virtual world, so you can rest assured that your loved ones will be taken care of (even if they’re just pixels on a screen). Join now and experience the thrill of saving virtual lives while causing in-game family drama. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you overthink symptoms – it’s all part of the fun on our server!