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Kim’s Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

balloon, Conflict, counteraction, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Kims, Military, Minecraft, missile testing, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political strategy, Propaganda, provocations, sanctions, Server, south korea, Tension, Trash, trash balloons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

come join our minecraft server, where we have more trash balloons than north korea! kim’s sister is warning of ‘new counteraction’, but we’re too busy building epic castles and battling creepers to care! plus, our server is so lit, even kim jong un would want to join (if he knew how to play minecraft, that is). so come on over and let’s show north korea who the real minecraft masters are!

GazaCraft: UN Aid Pause

aid, aid work, aid workers, conflict zone, emergency response, food agency, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical issues, global affairs, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, pause, political tensions, relief efforts, security concerns, setback, UN, united nations, US pier

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	572186	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the UN food agency had to pause their aid work cuz they were too scared of the epic battles happenin’ all over the place. like, seriously, there are so many mobs and players goin’ at it that they had to call a timeout.

join this server if you wanna be part of the action, fight off crazy mobs, and build the most insane bases you’ve ever seen. we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, the community here is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family. we have epic events like “build battles” where you can show off your creativity and win cool prizes.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join this server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

2 Hour Universe

bears, car melting, control reality, deep sleep, dog park, dream, dream control, dream interpretation, dream world, GRASS, hour, Lions, lucid dreaming, night, REM cycle, Sleep, subconscious, Sun, Tigers, Trees, Universe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate dream world where everything is you! imagine being chased by lions, tigers, and bears in the dog park with your dog, but wait, why is that car melting? because YOU control everything in this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server!

build your own dream world, create your own adventures, and watch as the impossible becomes possible. who needs reality when you can live in a world where even cars can melt at your command?

so come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true in this mind-bending minecraft server where YOU are the master of your own universe!

TasteBudBlockerCraft

bitter taste receptors, discovery, human physiology, medical breakthrough, research, scientists, sensory perception, taste blocker, taste buds, taste compounds, taste inhibitors, taste modulation, taste perception, taste science, taste sensation, taste sensitivity, taste testing, taste-nerve blocker, TasteBudBlockerCraft, temporary, Universal

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you can’t taste anything anymore. like, you could eat a whole stack of rotten flesh and it would taste like chocolate cake. it’s like a superpower, but for your taste buds.

imagine going into a pvp battle and your opponent tries to poison you with a suspicious stew, but you can’t taste it so you just keep on fighting like nothing happened. it’s like you’re invincible, but only in the taste department.

plus, all the mobs on this server have their own unique flavors. creepers taste like sour candy, zombies taste like moldy cheese, and skeletons taste like… well, bones. it’s a whole new culinary experience in the world of minecraft.

so come join us on this taste-blocking adventure and see just how deliciously chaotic things can get. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VtuberVortex Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assumptions, BIAS, Community, digital personalities, Entertainment, Fandom, gossip, hearsay, influence, judgement, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, online streaming, Perception, Rumors, Server, social media, streaming platforms, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberVortex

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures just because of some silly rumors? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to only spread rumors that make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter!

Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!

Bocchi’s Trans Rights Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Allyship, Bocchi, Bocchis, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, progress, RIGHTS, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, Trans, trans rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about having a good time and supporting trans rights! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant rainbow statue in the shape of a unicorn farting glitter. And do you know what happened? The unicorn came to life and started dancing the Macarena! True story. So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet awesome people, and show your support for trans rights, come join us on our server! Bocchi says it’s the place to be!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

aita, behaviour, Bridesmaid, compliments, Confrontation, dream dress, EMBARRASSMENT, Feedback, Friends, Humiliation, maid of honour, NEGATIVE, Upset, wedding dress appointment, wedding planning, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring wedding dress appointments with friends who can’t even muster up a compliment? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can try on virtual wedding dresses with your friends who will actually be supportive and not whisper behind your back.

Our server is filled with beautiful wedding dress options, from traditional to avant-garde, so you can find the dress of your dreams without any negative nancies ruining the experience. Plus, our virtual maid of honor and bridesmaids will be there to shower you with compliments and feedback, making sure you feel like the queen you are.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your special moments, join our Minecraft server today and experience the wedding dress try-on of a lifetime! Who needs friends when you have a supportive virtual community cheering you on every step of the way?

TrendKillerCraft

anti-trend movement, destroying trends, Digital Detox, online trends, platform culture, platform impact, platform influence, platform trends, social media, social media addiction, trend backlash, trend censorship, trend control, trend criticism, trend fatigue, trend manipulation, trend regulation, trend saturation, TrendKillerCraft, viral trends

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! Our server is like no other, with custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally made of TNT and you have to run for your life before it blows up!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where players have to battle it out in a giant arena filled with baby zombies riding on top of giant spiders. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CSTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Ally, Ambassador, armenia, Bucha, Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, CSTO, CSTOcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international politics, Minecraft, Moscow, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, Visit, War Crimes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL OKAY SO LIKE, THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, DUDE. WE GOT PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DANCING, AND ENDERMEN THROWING A RAVE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.

ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.

OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.

SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!

CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8376	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	6697
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Potions Brewed:	149	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**” and russia is all like “oh no u didn’t” and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!