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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2362 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!
2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!
3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?