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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
