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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9032 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!