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Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Runes Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	632
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	293499	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Crops Grown:	5602
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9082	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!