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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8541 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.
