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news simulator game Minecraft Servers

  • DocCraft Minecraft Server

    DocCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4179
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Potions Brewed: 46 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP

    SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7818
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?

    But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.

    So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

    BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9790
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

    Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalControlGoneWrong

    ParentalControlGoneWrong
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 480
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4686 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

    🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

    😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

    🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8457
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchantments Applied: 125
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2939
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Zombie Dances: 1
    Votes: 1562 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 514
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3797
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1243 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5356
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Farms Harvested: 743
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP