New Year’s resolutions Minecraft Servers

New Year'S Resolutions

  • CheckmateChampion

    CheckmateChampion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

    Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineHaven2021

    MineHaven2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever ridden a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a group of creepers? No? Well, you’re missing out on all the fun on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Potato of Power hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a giant carrot.

    So why waste your time doing boring stuff when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftVerse – Virtual Emulator 1.20.5

    CraftVerse – Virtual Emulator 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a New Year’s Resolutions edition of Minecraft! It’s like making a resolution to have more fun and craziness in your life, but in blocky form.

    Forget reading boring FAQs, on our server, the only FAQ is “How fast can you build a giant chicken out of blocks?” We don’t care about your specs or emulator version number, we just care about having a good time and laughing until we cry.

    Join our server and contribute to the chaos by adding your own crazy creations to the mix. Who needs accuracy when you can have pure, unadulterated fun? So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

    ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthy. Join this epic Minecraft SMP and make your resolution to become the ultimate block-breaking, creeper-fighting, diamond-mining legend! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about those lame resolutions. So ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Let’s gooooooo! #NewYearNewDiamonds #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dry July Server

    Dry July Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not only dat, but we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

    if u join dis server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than herobrine himself. and if u’re lucky, u might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants u three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots).

    so forget about dry july, cuz dis server is where all the cool kids hang out. join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ResoluteRedditorsMC

    ResoluteRedditorsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you achieve all your goals! Join us and become a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a diamond hoarder – the possibilities are endless!

    Our server is so magical that players who join actually find themselves becoming more productive in real life too. One player even claimed that after joining our server, they were able to finally clean their room for the first time in years!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player swears they found it and wished for an endless supply of diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of pizza.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and watch as your New Year’s resolutions come true in the most unexpected ways!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

    SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

    New Minecraft Servers

    SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

    Server Name SwainCraft 3.0
    Focus Early/mid-game grind, community building
    World Reset Fresh start
    Contact discord: sarahswain

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0? The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
    When was the world reset? We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
    How can I join the server? Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

    DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

    In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

    ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

    Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

    So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

    Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP