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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6840 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8752 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!