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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	7856	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

Atlas, Digging, Hole, Legitimate, Project, smp, smp Minecraft Server Addons Better Blocks Enchantments Shields Elytras Texture packs Decisions Players Join Today Discord Invite v3y4g7z5Wf 18+ Looking World, strategy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

50% off, blockcraft, book now, CONSERVATIVE, coping, counseling, DISCOUNT, election, emotional wellbeing, grief counseling, healing, MAGA, mental health, Minecraft, November, Politics, Promotion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapist, Therapy, Trump supporters

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	New Chunks Explored:	23459
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

authentic relationship, Boredom, comfortable, deep bond, emotional intimacy, ExciteCraft, EXCITEMENT, genuine affection, genuine connection, lasting partnership, long term relationship, love, meaningful connection, Mutual, mutual respect, Romantic Chemistry, shared interests, strong foundation, Thrill, True attraction, true love

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!