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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5339 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
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