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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6426 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6737 |
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