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GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

BIAS, discrimination, Distress, emergency room, female patients, gain, gender bias, gender disparities, GenderRx, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, Hospital, INEQUALITY, male patients, medical care, Medical Treatment, Pain, pain management, pain medication, sex bias, study, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!

AstroMC: Where even the creepers are out of this world! Just watch out for those space chickens!

ADMIN, apply, Astromc, Builder, chickens, Contact, CREEPERS, Discord, Helper, hire, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Moderator, Plugins, POSITIONS, responsibilities, Rlcraft, Server, smp, Space, Staff, Staff Application, Vanilla, Version, watch, Website, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

AstroMC Overview

Server Type
Minecraft Version	1.21 (supports 1.9 to 1.21)
Staff Positions	Helper, Moderator, Admin, Builder
RLCraft Server IP	rlc.anfmc.com
SMP Server IP	anfmc.com
Website	anfmc.com
Discord	anfmc.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I apply for a staff position?	To apply, contact the owner on Discord or join the server and create a staff application!
What versions does the SMP server support?	The SMP server runs on version 1.21 but supports all versions between 1.9 and 1.21.

CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

abstract, artistic expression, artistic vision, avant garde, CraftyGallery, EXPERIMENTAL, golf claps, immersive experience, indie game, innovative mechanics., interactive art, line drawing, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern art gallery, pretentious, Server, sticky note, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unconventional narrative, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

ATHs, bag holders, cut rates, Edition, emergency rate cut, fair market, federal reserve, financial news, interest rates, investing, market analysis, market expectations, market manipulation, market pumps, market reactions, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Powell, RateCutPowell, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	672
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Star Shards Collected:	215
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	6444

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	5940	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7842
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	2975
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!