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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement for entry is a healthy dose of insanity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited bacon and now the server is overrun with bacon trees.

    2. We have a secret underground maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most foolish players have made it out alive… with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who befriend the ghost are granted the ability to explode with rainbow confetti instead of blowing up blocks.

    4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most absurd and hilarious structures. Past winners have built giant toilets, pixel art of dancing llamas, and a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and madness of our Minecraft server, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

    Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla 18+
    Server Software PaperMC
    Whitelisted Yes
    Rules No griefing or stealing
    Server Start Date 28/06

    About Us

    What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

    Our Features

      • Shopping District
      • Dynmap
      • Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
      • Interactive chat commands
      • Pre-Generated World
      • Creative Server (coming soon)
      • Leaderboards

    Our Values

      • Focus on community and interactions
      • Establishing a good economy
      • Maturity is important

    Joining Instructions

    Fill out the application on our Discord server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules? No griefing or stealing.
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application on our Discord server.
    Is there an age requirement? Players must be 18 years or older.
    Are there in-game features like teleportation? Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

    EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

    Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

    Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

    Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

    So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

    BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

    Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

    But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

    So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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