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Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	848439
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	366
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	185	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	213
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1591	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).