Come on in and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by rainbow-colored creepers.
Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a deranged architect and the humor of a potato.
If you’re looking for a server where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM), then Lum is the place for you!
Join now and see why our players keep coming back for more, even though they’ve lost all sense of reality.
We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.
But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?
So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.