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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6331 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7347 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!