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SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	907	Dimension Hops:	7
Star Shards Collected:	255	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5742	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchantments Applied:	265	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4466	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

astonishing history, Bytes, eye-opening history, fascinating history, hidden history, historical curiosities, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, Historical Secrets, History, history trivia, intriguing history, jaw-dropping history, little known history, mind-blowing history, obscure history, overlooked history, Shocking History, ShookCraft, surprising facts, surprising revelations, Unbelievable History, untold history

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!