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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	1144

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	1748
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3279	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	7332
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!