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Blocky Boobies Server

adult content, blocky, body positivity, boobies, breasts, Community, Conversation, discussion, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, Gender norms, Inclusivity, internet culture, NSFW, objectification, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, social media, taboo, Thread, tits

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated “tits thread” where you can admire all the pixelated boobies your heart desires! Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a titillating experience like no other!

CluckCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Sandwiches Drool!

chicken, chicken sandwich, chickens, CluckCraft, comfort food, cuisine, Culinary, culinary traditions, culture, Dining, Dinner, Drool, fast food, Food, global cuisine, international food, local cuisine, lunch, Meal, regional food, rule, sandwich, sandwiches, street food, traditional food

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ores Mined:	835
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old chicken sandwiches? Well, on our Minecraft server, we call them “Cluckin’ Good Burgers” because our chickens are so happy and well-fed that their meat is just bursting with flavor! Join our server and taste the most delicious chicken sandwiches you’ve ever had in your virtual life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!

So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!

PeakCraft: Where even Elira can break 3k peak!

3k peak, achievement, Break, CCV, COMEBACK, Competitive Gaming, determination, Elira, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live streaming, Online Community, peak, peak performance, PeakCraft, perseverance, return stream, Streamer, success, Support, talent, twitch, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9726	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	6501	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Elira, the legendary Minecraft streamer who couldn’t even break 3k peak ccv on her return stream. Sad, right? But on our server, you’ll be breaking records left and right! Our server is so lit, even Elira herself would be begging to join. So come on, join us and become a Minecraft superstar in no time!

Viva La Minecraft: A Fallout of New Vegas Fans

Backlash, Community, criticism, Dedication, deserve, Disappointment, Fallout, Fans, Frustration, Gaming, long trail, love, loyalty, Minecraft, new vegas, Passion, Support, Vegas, video games, viva

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	262	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of wandering the wasteland in search of a good time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to survive is by building epic creations.

But beware, the New Vegas fans have taken over and they’re not afraid to show their love for their favorite game. You’ll find yourself dodging deathclaws and battling cazadores as you try to claim your place in this crazy world.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing all the way to the creeper-filled bank. Who needs New Vegas when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Crafty Men Paying for Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

Cards, Crafty, cultural norms, Femininity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, Paying, payment methods, Perception, pixels, politically speaking, Server, social commentary, societal constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Ultimate

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your inner card-swiping, rainbow-loving, fabulous self! Join us and experience a world where the currency is rainbows and the only rule is to pay with your card to unlock your true potential.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.

So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!

Crafty Incels: Building Blocks of Misogyny

beauty standards, blocks, building, Crafty, discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, incel beliefs, incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, incel movement, incel violence, Incels, lower caste, male entitlement, male insecurity, Misogyny, online communities, social outcasts, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Untouchables

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a peasant just because you’re not a “Chad”? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the safe haven you’ve been looking for! Join us and escape the cruel world where incels are shamed and ridiculed for simply existing.

On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.

HappyCraft: Where even the creepers are smiling!

animation, confusion, controversy, creativity, CREEPERS, filmmaker, gossip, Happy, HappyCraft, inspiration, interviews, joy, Media, misquoted, misunderstanding, Miyazaki, movies, positivity, quotes, Rumors, smiling, speculation, studio ghibli

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mines Excavated:	2436

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!

And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?

Crafty Crackers – Where Wypipo Get Weird in Minecraft

controversial, crackers, Crafty, culture, Diversity, funny, humor, Identity, internet culture, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racism, satire, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking, trending, viral, weird, white people, wypipo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wypipo (white people) gather to show off their weirdest and wackiest creations!

Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!

YeetCraft – The Land of Ethyria

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, online presence, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, YeetCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	274

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the most epic Minecraft squad you’ll ever meet! Enna is the master builder, Millie is the redstone queen, Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) is the PvP champion, and Reimu is the mining expert. Together, they make up the ultimate dream team of Minecrafters!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!

Crafty Bards and Dandelions: A Minecraft Love Triangle

bard, Bards, BETRAYAL, betrayal in love, Crafty, Dandelions, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, love and betrayal, love and forgiveness, love and heartbreak, love and infidelity, love and trust, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationships, romantic betrayal, romantic drama, Triangle, trust issues, unfaithful

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Animals Bred:	68	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak and build your own perfect world! Who needs Dandelion when you can create your own fantasy kingdom complete with castles, dragons, and maybe even a bard or two (but don’t worry, they won’t steal your girl)! Join now and show Dandelion what he’s missing out on – a whole new world of adventure and fun!