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HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	3448	Emeralds Found:	7185
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9657	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1807	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	246
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7060	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

Bodies, body decay, body disposal, body preservation, burial, burial process, burial restrictions, Burning, corpse disposal, cremation, cremation process, cremation restrictions, DecayCraft, decomposition, decomposition prevention, decomposition process, decomposition rate, ecological impact, environmental issues, funeral practices, funeral traditions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!