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JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	281057	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

aita, emetophobia, family communication, family dynamics, food poisoning, GermWorriesMC, health anxiety, health awareness, health concerns, health freak, health precautions, hygiene, Illness, illness prevention, norovirus, Proper hygiene, sibling relationships, sick family members, SickCraftFam, stomach illness, winter illnesses

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

critical analysis, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, education, Evidence, facts, false facts, History, knowledge, learning, lifelong learning, misconceptions, Misinformation, MythBustedInMinecraftSMP, Myths, Questioning, research, School, Science, skepticism, Truth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

BlockPartyNSFW

adult content, adult entertainment, BlockPartyNSFW, content creators, fan encounters, fan interaction, fan interactions, fan reactions, nsfw community, nsfw content, nsfw creators, nsfw fans, nsfw industry, online creators, online followers, online presence, social media, social media interactions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9657	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a strict “no boring allowed” policy, which means every player must be ready to bring the fun 24/7.

Join our server and you might just run into a celebrity! That’s right, we have famous Minecraft YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and even a few Hollywood actors who love to play on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? The sky’s the limit on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.