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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	6346	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	8117
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3773	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Towns Built:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

calling in sick, consequences, Day, FIRED, funny image, job anxiety, job loss, job security, Job Termination, Luxembourg, Minecraft, not caring, Rei, Server, sick, sick day, sick leave, travel, work absence, work ethic, work performance, work problems, work stress, work troubles

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	242893	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MilKicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3008	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1160	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she knows best? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any interfering in-laws telling you what to do.

Imagine a world where you can finally be the master of your own destiny, where you don’t have to worry about someone questioning every move you make. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life without any judgment.

Join now and experience the freedom of building your own empire, without any mother-in-law drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family dynamics. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to feed your virtual baby formula against your wishes. It’s a win-win situation!